May 2013
sucha-retardis: sucha-retardis: what’s the best thing about living in switzerland well the flag is a big plus
May 24th
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May 24th
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turtwink: does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too
May 24th
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davidisbeyonce: david guetta way from me
May 24th
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May 23rd
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wildcherryapeshitap0calypse: be careful what u wish for
May 23rd
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broadway-aradia: when you’re finally having a conversation with someone but then you send them a message and they don’t respond and you’re just like i blew it
May 23rd
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fulllmetal: im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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“Writers don’t write from experience, though many are resistant to admit that...”
– Nikki Giovanni (via wordsthat-speak)
May 22nd
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hitlersasshole: my standards are unreasonably high im like a walrus going after a peacock 
May 21st
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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
May 21st
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sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
May 21st
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May 21st
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dramaticalheart: gamerspirit: Dominoes falling in the form of Van Gogh’s Starry Night DID SOMEONE CHUCK A DOMINO WHEN THAT ONE SWIRL DIDNT FALL im PISSING
May 21st
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Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
monetizeyourcat: dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift holy shit!
May 21st
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steelplatedhearts: Alternate title for The Great Gatsby: I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
May 21st
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leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
May 21st
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May 21st
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partybarackisinthehousetonight: “haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
May 21st
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lastofthetimeladies: colinfirth: buttpower: you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a  draw four #friendship has no place at the uno table #i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played
May 21st
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urinatings: *precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
May 21st
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May 20th
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