Famous person:Oh! Tumblr. That seems nice... Let me troll on the tags and- Oh, that's not cute. Wh-what did they do this? I-I never touched this person. Bu- we are just friends. Oh my God, what did they- They can manip, oh god... Manips everywhere and- WHO GAVE INTERNET TO THESE PEOPLE?!
#If I was ever famous I'd be all:#OH WOW THEY FUCKING MADE A GIF OF ME. I'M NOT CRYING THERE IS JUST A FUCKING RIVER ON MY FACE. #OH MY GOD THEY USED THE ''WHAT A LOVELY FACE'' ANSWER. LORDY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT PERSON. #HOLY FUCK BALLS THEY MANIPED ME WITH MY BEST FRIEND. LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL OUR CHILDREN WOULD BE. I MUST MARRY HIM AND HAVE ALL THE BABIES. ...
“I hate feminism!” he blurts out, but rushes to rephrase. “In its truest form, I’m down with feminism, but the feminist movement has gone from being about equal rights—something I really believe in—to telling me how horrible I am because I have a penis. That shit drives me crazy.”—
James Deen, Are There Good Guys in Porn? An Interview With Porn Star James Deen (via mon-moans)
Okay. Just calm. The fuck. Down. You guys are being ridiculous. It is true what he is saying, feminism is often perceived as a farce. I’m not saying everyone acts like this, but certain people. Here’s why feminism has sadly, lost a lot of it’s power:
- The same women that complain about men objectifying women talk about how great their abs are or what an amazing ass they have. Yeah. That’s not objectifying.
- The same women that are horrified of the custom of the cutting (not sure of the proper term) of vaginas in certain communities and cultures, but laughed at the incident of a woman cutting off a man’s penis in 2011. See for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vq6njtmU7g “I do think it’s quite fabulous.”
- Feminists sometimes are for the oppression of men, or for the rights of women to be driven over men’s, because “They’ve had it so good for so long, it’s our turn now!” Real mature.
- These women call the guy ogling their breasts a douche, but may openly discuss his muscles and other attributes with him.
Feminism is a lovely cause, but some of the people that claim to stand behind it are just idiots. This is why, understandably, this guy said that he doesn’t like it. I would hate to be judged by my genitalia too. Isn’t THAT what feminism is about? That people aren’t judged by that? Then WHY, why are you doing it to men?
And the cissexist part. Come on. Come on. You can’t include the trans* bit in every discussion. It is a fact that most people that have a penis identify as male. There are exceptions. But you don’t always mention hermaphrodites either when talking about genders do you? You don’t talk about the XYs and the XXs and the XXYs and the XXYYs and just argh! Yes there are trans* people but you CANNOT attempt to mention them all the time!
Maybe, just maybe this guy isn’t a devil for making an important point.
Fan:I have a question for you. It might be really weird, but everyone wants to know: What is out the window of the choir room?
Darren:Oh, so much.
Fan:*laughs* Can you please tell us?
Darren:Uh, I have something, but I know this is probably going on Tumblr, so . . . I'm--I'm actually--I'm a pretty secretive guy. Ask Chris, if you ever find him, because, he likes to advertise stuff--he puts stuff out there. But I like keeping my secrets. I enjoy it.
Fan:Oh, come on!
Darren:It's-- It's pretty cool.
#i bet its a rocketship #chris started building a rocketship to mars #for intergalatic glee club #and then darren showed up #and was omg ive had that idea too #we can hold it at pigfarts! #the greatest wizardry school in the galaxy #so every time they get the chance #they stare out the window at the launch pad theyre assembling #and at the half built rocketship #and they dream about singing at pigfarts
Look at this site, isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think that this dashboard’s complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl. The girl who blogs… everything? Look at this trove, treasures untold. How many wonders can one Tumblr hold? Looking around here you think. Sure, reblog everything. I’ve seen memes and hipsters aplenty. Reblogged graphics and text posts galore. You want messages? I’ve got twenty! But who cares, no big deal. I want more… I want to be where the hipsters are. I want to see, want to see them bloggin’. Putting some pics in their; What do you call it? Oh queue. Facebook and MySpace won’t get you far. Friends are required for liking, commenting. When they start creeping then you just… what’s that word again? Block. Up where they like, where they reblog. Where they have Caturday and Sundog. Signup is free. Wish I could be. Part of Tumblr. What would I give if I could live without these errors? What would I pay to spend the day scrolling my dash? Bet David Karp, he has a heart. Bet he won’t reprimend his followers. Bright young hipsters, don’t need misters. Forever alone. I’m ready to know what those hipsters know! Ask them my questions and get some answers! What is breathing? And what is… what’s the word? Air? When’s it my turn. Wouldn’t I love. Love to like, follow and reblog. Out of Facebook. Wish I could be. Part of Tumblr.
I’ve lost all ability to speak.
Hipster disney has taken over tumblr.
Cannot speak. Best song ever.
THIS IS INCREDIBLE. FOLLOWERS, GEDDON DIS SHIT.
Omg these lyrics are amazing
clap clap clap
BRIGHT YOUNG HIPSTERS/DON’T NEED MISTERS. FOREVER ALONE.
BLESS YOUR EVERYTHING.
Is it still a GPOY if it’s not a picture? Because I want to say “GPOY” so badly.