i've got that boom-boom-pow: Archive

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Dear people who question why girls go to the...

yeahwriters: 18twelve: hyrulian-feminist: toomuchtaylor: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake. Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace. And Ginny went alone and was possessed by He Who Must Not Be Named. Lol

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willtana: friendly reminder that your favorite celebrity might be taking a shit right now

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yousayyouwannarevolution: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN

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I have the sex appeal of a potato.

striders-plush-rump: I am potato.

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friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!

me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry

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japaneseanimes: You’re in the airport, waiting at your gate. Having been waiting for several hours, you are becoming fidgety and annoyed. You hope the plane comes soon. And, soon, you hear the noise of a plane outside. You stand up and look out the window. Docked at the gate is Jay Jay the Jetplane. He looks directly into your eyes. This is going to be the worst vacation ever.

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queenofmultitasking: absoluutebliss: first of all, who allowed me on the internet #the opening line of my biography

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haunterdubstep: Okay so for some reason which is completely beyond me, I decided to listen to Stupid Hoe because I’ve actually never heard it in full before. The biggest of sighs. Not a sigh of relief, not even close. We’re talking full on disappointment. Like, that was more disappointing than opening a Kinder Egg to find no toy inside, or being a penny short for a drink on a hot day. How...

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captainshenanigans: do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means

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professor-genkis-hot-butt: “I should draw” I whisper to myself as I continue to scroll Tumblr for 3 more hours

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hunnidthousand: I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong.

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jalules: How do I even write something with a beginning, middle, and end? Can’t I just do a million little middle bits with no real plot of purpose connecting them?

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adamusprime: there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants

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cataquack: how to know if you are dealing with a nice guy: a guide they use faux olde english words like ‘tis throughout conversation they refer to you as “madam”, “ma’am”, or in extreme cases, “m’lady” fedora

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