teacher: where’s your homework
me: where’s black widow’s movie
Okay, but don’t try to tell me that vines from Night Vale wouldn’t be the best.
- Waking up and screaming at the sunrise to shut up
- Pulling hoods off of the hooded figures
- Saying things just to freak out the Sheriff’s Secret Police
- Making beats with the humming entities at the post office
- Aging millions of years after looking through a portal
- Soul merging with the family dog
- "Do it for the vine" as the subject goes to drink some of "JP’s OJ"
- Someone screaming deprecating things at a mountain.
- Cecil trying to interrogate the moon
- Trying to make The Whispering Forest angry
- Cats harvesting souls
- Shouting “Ooh, he’s STEALIN’” as the hooded figure that steals babies, steals a baby in the background.
- "I Can’t Stop" playing as people become transfixed by the WALK signals
- Raves with the Glow Cloud
- "But First, Let Me Take A Selfie" with the faceless old woman, and all of the pictures are nothing but the insides of people’s houses.
- Repeated vines of Steve Carlsberg smack-cams (Probably all from Cecil.)
- Being chased by plastic bags
- Walking up to strangers and asking if they want to buy any wheat
- Sassy Old Woman Josie
- Two people screaming “DOG PARK” back and forth, with confused people in the background.
- Vines taken from the cameras all over Night Vale
- Vines from the interns
- Vines from the black angel
- Vines from Carlos and his team of scientists
- Vines about Khoshekh
- Vines from each of Hiram McDaniels’ heads.
- Night Vale vines
SOMEONE DO THIS WITH ME IN COSPLAY
Stein is a good counselor.
Not a screencap but omg I had to reblog this.